Operative Files
Pseudo-Secret
Codename:
The Vanguard
Jakub
Specialization:
Ideological Propagation of Curiosities
Recruitment Date:
21-03-2026
Notes:
Fulfills 150% of the quota in the field of spreading Palace knowledge. With a steady stride he leads citizens through monumental halls, exposing unknown facts with a flair worthy of socialism's builders. In the spirit of unity, he spreads knowledge lightly and accessibly. Every comrade under his supervision displays a high level of satisfaction and approval.
Pseudo-Secret
Codename:
Son of the Palace
Bartek
Specialization:
History and Youth Education
Recruitment Date:
07-04-2026
Notes:
Subject raised in the shadow of the Palace. From an early age infiltrated the building as a student of the Palace of Youth (swimming section, 10-metre platform diving). Today, with the dedication of a brigade leader, he combines history with personal experience. Maximum objective: make citizens see Warsaw differently. Extremely dangerous enthusiasm.
Pseudo-Secret
Codename:
Matejko's Girl
Dagmara
Specialization:
Art and Intrigues
Recruitment Date:
03-04-2026
Notes:
Expert in intelligence and captivating affairs. Holds a licence for key strategic sites (the Castle, Wilanów, the Citadel). A graveyard enthusiast — effectively convinces visitors that strolls through Powązki Cemetery are pure pleasure. Abandoned corporate structures in favour of detective work in history's archives. Known for a passionate love of the Far East and Italian cuisine.
Pseudo-Secret
Codename:
Agnes
Aga
Specialization:
Disinformation of Sceptics
Recruitment Date:
Ongoing
Notes:
Originally from the south of the country, she has lived in the former Eastern Bloc and capitalist states alike. Left her heart in Warsaw. With the determination of a special agent, she dismantles prejudices against PKiN faster than the lift reaches the terrace. Operates in two languages (PL/EN). Legend has it that direct contact with Agnes carries an immediate and incurable risk of falling in love with socialist-realist architecture.
Pseudo-Secret
Codename:
Varsavista
Sebastian
Specialization:
Exports and Rationed Goods
Recruitment Date:
01-04-2026
Notes:
Connected to the building since the days when red flags flew from its roof. Trained in the "Handicrafts" section of the Palace of Youth. Demonstrates fluency in seven languages, enabling him to serve tourist groups from both sides of the Iron Curtain. Previously distributed deficit goods on foreign markets (beer, chocolate). Now shares the capital's charm without limit.
Pseudo-Secret
Codename:
Eastern Liaison
Tatsiana
Specialization:
City Success Propaganda
Recruitment Date:
06-04-2026
Notes:
Born on the eastern side of the state border, she possesses a natural operational ability to capture the attention of neighbours from across the boundary. Effectively recruits new Warsaw fans by integrating them into the fabric and history of the capital. Operates in Belarusian and Russian. Her mission: to ensure that visitors return to base time and again.
Top Secret
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Codename:
[ Classified Data ]
Specialization:
To be determined after recruitment
Recruitment Date:
Recruitment period: open
Notes:
The Personnel Department is looking for new field operatives. Requirements: impeccable knowledge of the site, resilience to service hardships, availability. Candidates are requested to report to Headquarters.
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